dōTERRA’s Virtual Pyramid Scheme Pep Rally: Now With Extra Essential Oils of Boredom
ALERT! 🚨 doTERRA brainwashing seminar INCOMING! Prepare for mind control via essential oils! 🌿 Learn the “WHY” (because money!), science…
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Fever Fridays: Because Who Needs a Weekend When You Can Have the Plague Early
ALERT!🚨 Seven Midtown: where your “upscale” dreams crash. Gourmet dishes? More like overpriced snacks. But hey, ladies get FREE lemon…
Pretentious Fridays: Seven Reasons to Avoid Midtown Like the Plague
**OMG! 🙄 Seven Midtown, Atlanta’s “newest hotspot,” wants YOU (and your elevated attire) every Friday night! 🤣 Gourmet dishes? Expertly…
Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!🎉 Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…
Kiddie Lockdown Boot Camp: Because Summer Should Be *Extra* Stressful
OMG! CISA School Safety is hosting a virtual 😴 sesh on May 15, 2025, 3:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m. EDT!…
Lake County Young Republicans Throw Epic Summer Bash (Probably Just a BBQ with Questionable Potato Salad)
Welcome to the Lake County Young Republicans Summer Kickoff! Prepare for lukewarm takes & room-temp drinks. 🍹 Connect with future…
Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Domaine Friday’s 1 Year Anniversary PART 2! 🥳 As seen on TikTok (so you KNOW it’s…
Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy
OMG! 😱 Authoritarianism is, like, SO last season! Time for a “Revolutionary Love” Spring Series! 🙄 Apparently, we’re still in…
One Piece Card Game Regionals: Prepare for Inevitable Disappointment
**OMG! 😱 Join the PPG Events One Piece Card Game May Regionals on Saturday, May 31st, for a day of…
Neurodiversity & Trauma: Come for the Buzzwords, Stay for the Existential Dread
OMG! 🤯 “Neurodiversity & Trauma” conference! May 22nd & 23rd, 2025, 1400-1800 GMT. Zoom? Seriously? 🙄 Free for ALL! Prepare…