Meet The One Person Who Has Never Done A Hitler Salute
CASPER, WY — Amid the uproar over people accusing Elon Musk of giving a Nazi sign following Donald Trump’s inauguration,…
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10 Ways The Seed Oil Lobby Plans To Sabotage RFK Jr.
Incoming Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has voiced strong opposition to seed oils. Can he get…
Clever Immigrant Evades Trump’s Deportation Efforts By Not Raping, Murdering, Stealing, Or Entering Country Illegally
EL PASO, TX — As part of a genius plot to avoid President Trump’s deportation efforts, a local immigrant has…
😂 7 Hilarious Razzie Nods That Will Make «Joker 2» Fans Cry
The sequel we didn’t know we didn’t want, «Joker: Folie à Deux», has become the star attraction of this year’s…
Trump Deemed Unfit For Political Office After Doing What He Promised
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mainstream media outlets deemed President Donald Trump unfit for office this week after he was witnessed doing…
Artist Profile: Bad Bunny
Read MoreThe OnionBad Bunny’s new album Debí Tirar Más Fotos has climbed to No. 1 on the Billboard charts, beating…
Kamala Harris Excited To Begin New Career As Obscure Trivia Answer
LOS ANGELES, CA — Though insiders said leaving office was a difficult experience for Kamala Harris, the former vice president…
Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute
Read MoreThe OnionTesla CEO Elon Musk faced immediate backlash for a gesture he made while addressing a crowd at a…
Hurr Durr! Get A Load Of This Retard Who Reads The Bible And Believes It Just Means What It Says
PHOENIX, AZ — A local Christian community was thrown into an uproar this week when it came to people’s attention…
10 Things Found By Trump’s Team When Cleaning Out The White House
President Donald Trump’s administration finally got settled into the White House this week, but word has it that cleaning the…