Wrinkle Wizard Kát Rudu Explains Why Your Face Deserves More Respect Than Your Grandma’s Doilies
OMG, like, Kát Rudu, the *genius* behind the faces of Kate Beckinsale (who?), Emily Blunt (is she still relevant?), Jenna…
Day: June 4, 2025
Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction
So, our favorite🎸 (or not?) Dane, Michael Poulsen from VOLBEAT, graced The Mistress Carrie Podcast with his presence. 🎤And guess…
Federal Judge Blocks Deportation Of Terrorist’s Family, Orders Jews Lit Back On Fire
BOULDER, CO — Federal Judge Gordon Gallagher issued an emergency ruling blocking the deportation of the terrorist Mohamed Soliman and…
Jerry Cantrell at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/04/2025)
Alice in Chains! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…
Udo Dirkschneider: Still Alive, New Album Maybe By 2027 (If We’re Lucky)
In a recent interview with Greece’s Rockpages TV, the one and only, the legend in his own lunchbox, Udo Dirkschneider,…
Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce
In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming, the Pet Shop Boys, those purveyors of vaguely melancholic…
TennoCon Turns Double Digits: Prepare for Disappointment and Warframe Updates You’ll Complain About
Ah, Tennocon, that yearly pilgrimage to the Digital Extremes altar where we, the faithful Tenno, gather to receive our yearly…
Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
Refresh to see a new hilarious expression from metal legend Phil Anselmo! 🤯📷 Capture the raw emotion of Pantera’s frontman…
Child Given First Stock To Learn About Losing Everything Early
Read MoreThe OnionHUNTINGTON, NY—Eagerly explaining to the 9-year-old that the investment was already down 11% since purchase, Marcus Aldaco reportedly…