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THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour
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THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Big News, Folks! πŸŽ‰ THE SMASHING PUMPKINS are going on tour… again πŸ™„. Because, you know, they haven’t toured in,…

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Because Who Needs a Real Home When You Can Just Live in a Giant Empty Stadium

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

Get ready for the most epic online event of the year πŸ…πŸ‘! The Olympic Studies Research Centre (OSRC) at the…

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Reformation San Francisco Sample Sale Where You Can Finally Afford Their Stuff for a Hot Second

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

πŸ›οΈ Shop sustainable, stylish favorites at the Reformation Sample Sale β€” San Francisco, hosted by Eclipse! 🀣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Learn to Waste Your Time and Money on Bugs with Our Gardening for Butterflies and Moths Webinar

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

Learn butterfly gardening with Helen Likes Plants πŸ¦‹ 🌼 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

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Il Sistema di Formazione Continua in Medicina Ora E’ Ancora PiΓΉ Complicato di Quanto Abbiate Mai Immaginato

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

Wow, un evento online sulla formazione continua in medicina! 🀩 Unisciti a noi per scoprire novitΓ  e metodi per migliorare…

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Because You Clearly Need More Overpriced Boba and Lines to Stand In 626 Night Market Comes to Costa Mesa

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

Get ready for 626 Night Market πŸŽ‰, founded in 2012 πŸ“†, in SoCal’s 626 area code πŸ“ž! 626 Night Market…

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Rapper Waka Flocka Flame Still Relevant Somehow

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

WAKA FLOCKA FLAME – LIVE IN CONCERT! πŸŽ‰ Waka Flocka Flame performs in Louisville, KY on May 17th! 🎟️ Chuck…

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Get Ready to Ruin Your Diet and Liver on Memorial Day Weekend at Day Party LA

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

Get ready for Day Party LA on Sunday, May 24th πŸŽ‰! πŸ•°οΈ πŸ“ 930 Mateo St, Los Angeles, CA 90021…

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Because Clearly What Traumatized People Need is Another Buzzword to Fix Their Lives

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

🀣 This webinar is gonna “fix” those traumatized students! πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ πŸ“šπŸ’‘ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Because Your Teachers Clearly Need Help Not Messing Up The Kids Even More

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

🀣 Get trained as a Designated Safeguarding Lead in Education πŸ“š Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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