Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!
**OMG! 🙄 Actors “playing” with pew-pews? 🔫 So cringe! 😬 Don’t miss the “Totally Safe Hands-On Workshop” on Sunday, June…
Month: May 2025
SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret
**🍓SABOR FRESA🍓 aka the BIGGEST (lol) party OF THE YEAR!** 🤣 Come sing corridos & perrear to reggaeton. 🙄 18+/21…
Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong
Oy vey! 🙄 Kyra Sedgwick & Method Man star in “BAD SHABBOS” ✡️, Tribeca’s Audience Award winner! 🎉 A Shabbat…
Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
**OMG! Anna Przy, a millennial 🤣, is storming mental health social media! She’s SOOOO not serious, a breath of fresh…
Colorado Rockies Demoted To Church Softball League
DENVER, CO — After starting the season with a 9-48 record, the Colorado Rockies have been officially demoted to a…
CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…
U.S. Cancels Bird Flu Vaccine
Read MoreThe OnionThe Trump administration canceled a contract awarded to Moderna for the late-stage development of its bird flu vaccine…
2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)
Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” (aka the cinematic equivalent of a toddler’s finger painting🎨, according to some fancy-pants critics🙄) was either…