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Category: Games News

Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
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Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…

Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
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Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…

Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
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Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
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Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…

EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
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EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…

Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
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Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…

Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment
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Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Microsoft’s Xbox Live is down, and I’m shocked. Said no one ever. The latest in a long line of outages…

Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
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Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: 2026’s Best Proxy Servers to Boost Your Wallet
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: 2026’s Best Proxy Servers to Boost Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

Let’s get real, gamers. The “best gaming proxy” rankings are a joke, usually sorted by IP-pool size and price –…

Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab
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Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to get hyped for a game that’s still a fiscal year away from release, because what’s…

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