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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…

Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode
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Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as a seasonal DLC announcement, The Blood of Dawnwalker is getting a New…

Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
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Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…

Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam
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Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Sony’s latest mishap has left gamers in the UK scratching their heads, as two of their first-party published titles, Helldivers…

Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews
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Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

I’ll be the first to admit, I was thoroughly surprised by 1001 Threads of Mizan, the debut title from MBC…

Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble
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Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s time to get excited and skeptical at the same time, because Hideo Kojima’s next project, Physint,…

Jackbox Tests Your Mediocre Knowledge In Trivia Murder Party 3 Cash Grab
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Jackbox Tests Your Mediocre Knowledge In Trivia Murder Party 3 Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

And so, another Early Access title has graced our screens, because of course it has. This time, it’s Jackbox Games’…

Balatro Gets Mandatory Update With Fresh Ways To Separate You From Cash
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Balatro Gets Mandatory Update With Fresh Ways To Separate You From Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s finally happening, folks! The mastermind behind Balatro, LocalThunk, has spilled the beans on the long-awaited 1.1 update, and it’s…

Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams
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Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Ireland’s video game industry is like a tantalizing side quest – full of promise, but still waiting to be fully…

Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly
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Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

In the immortal words of Doc Brown, “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” But it seems like we’re…

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