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Category: Games News

Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant
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Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Gaming has finally reached the promised land of digital utopia, where you can download a new title in minutes, switch…

Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory
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Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s get this RNG party started, shall we? Because, you know, who doesn’t love a good game of chance, right?…

Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough
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Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a game update has been released that doesn’t cost an extra $20 or require…

Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto
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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because the Great White North is finally getting its very own Nintendo Store, and it’s about time,…

RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience
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RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Jagex has cancelled RuneScape Reignited, a mere two weeks after its announcement. I’m not…

Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update
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Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh joy, another update to a game that’s still trying to find its footing, because what’s a live-service game without…

NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost
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NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a world where PC hardware comes at a premium, NVIDIA’s RTX Spark platform is looking to shake things up.…

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected
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Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Get ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset, because the next big thing in indie gaming, Guns of…

Sony Boosts PS Plus With Seven New Titles To Justify Subscription Fees
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Sony Boosts PS Plus With Seven New Titles To Justify Subscription Fees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Another month, another deluge of games to sift through in the PlayStation Plus catalog. Because, you know, what’s a gaming…

Trollheim dumpster dives into darkest fantasy cliches with gnomes and friends
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Trollheim dumpster dives into darkest fantasy cliches with gnomes and friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

A dark forest, a bunch of gnomes, and a whole lot of uncertainty – sounds like my love life, but…

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