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3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

So, you’re planning a trip to Tokyo? 🗼 Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Forget the temples…

gamescom 2025: Prepare for Disappointment — Bigger Than Ever, Apparently
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gamescom 2025: Prepare for Disappointment — Bigger Than Ever, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, brace yourselves! 🤪 Gamescom 2025, that annual pilgrimage to the land of overpriced energy drinks and questionable…

Tennocon 2025: Soulframe’s “Fable” – More Like “Fail-ble,” Play it Before We Change Our Minds
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Tennocon 2025: Soulframe’s “Fable” – More Like “Fail-ble,” Play it Before We Change Our Minds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤩 Digital Extremes, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with more footage…

OMG! FromSoftware’s Cooking Up Another Multiplatform Mystery Meat, Prepare for Elden Ring 2.0: Now With 100% More Rolling
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OMG! FromSoftware’s Cooking Up Another Multiplatform Mystery Meat, Prepare for Elden Ring 2.0: Now With 100% More Rolling

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 FromSoftware, those sneaky geniuses, are apparently cooking up ANOTHER game! 🤫 Like, seriously, haven’t they heard of taking…

MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap
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MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Get ready to flush your money down the digital toilet🚽! Scopely, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed🤑),…

Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs
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Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, the sweet irony! 🤣 Virtuos, the studio that allegedly “remastered” Oblivion into a slightly shinier, but still janky, version…

Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
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Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recent… *choices* 🙄), has decided…

GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?
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GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, look, another article about GTA VI.🙄 Twelve years, people! TWELVE YEARS we’ve been waiting for Rockstar to grace us…

Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th
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Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

So, apparently, Genshin Impact is now playing nanny and demanding everyone prove they’re not a bunch of toddlers before they…

Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
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Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…

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