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Category: Games News

Dead by Daylight and Walking Dead Team Up to Traumatize You More
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Dead by Daylight and Walking Dead Team Up to Traumatize You More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, look, another Dead by Daylight crossover. 🙄 Because what this game REALLY needs is MORE content instead of, you…

Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games
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Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, sweet innocent gamers, gather ’round! Uncle Nintendo, bless his heart, is here to soothe your fragile wallets regarding the…

Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?
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Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Fifty years ago, some nerd invented Dungeons & Dragons, which, like, totally paved the way for other games where you…

Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)
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Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Okay, so like, Konami had a panel at Anime Expo 2025 for Silent Hill f, and it was totally mind-blowing……

Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
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Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…

SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails
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SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Alright, so I waltzed into SPINE at Summer Game Fest 2025, expecting the usual hype-train wreckage. Tensor City? More like…

Stronghold Crusader: Definitive Edition’s “Epic Roadmap” to July 15th: Prepare for Disappointment
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Stronghold Crusader: Definitive Edition’s “Epic Roadmap” to July 15th: Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about Firefly Studios and their “plans” for Stronghold Crusader: Definitive Edition. Yes, you…

Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025
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Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, gamification, the buzzword that refuses to die. It’s not just badges and points anymore, oh no. In the futuristic…

GFN Thursday: GeForce NOW Yeets 20 Games Including Little Nightmares III (But Who’s Counting)
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GFN Thursday: GeForce NOW Yeets 20 Games Including Little Nightmares III (But Who’s Counting)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Okay, so apparently, it’s 2025, and NVIDIA GeForce NOW is still a thing? 🤣 Who knew? I thought cloud gaming…

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