Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob
**So, you’ve decided to grace the mobile gaming world with your presence? 🙄 Prepare for a life-altering experience of rage-quitting,…
Category: Games News
Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats because Wizards of the Coast is at it again! 🙄 Fresh off the heels…
Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis
OMG! Helldivers 2, the game PC and PS5 players have been gatekeeping for months, is finally slumming it on Xbox!…
Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…
Zach Cregger’s Hilarious Take: Resident Evil Starring People You’ve Never Heard Of
**Oh, great, another “visionary” director, Zach Cregger of Weapons “fame,” is here to grace us with his “unique” take on…
GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…
GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention
Oh, look, another one of these things! The Game Devs of Color Expo 🙄 is back for its tenth year…
Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That
Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Elegoo, bless their little hearts, is throwing around a “serious” 🤑 $1-million fund for 3D…
Oh Great, Another Mario Merch Mountain to Climb, Japan Gets First Dibs
Alright, listen up, you overgrown toddlers! 🍄 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps fueled by copious amounts of sake…
Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3
Oh, look, another month, another pathetic attempt by Amazon to bribe us with “free” games through their glorious Prime Gaming!…