Helldivers 2 Finally Crawls to Xbox (With Crossplay, No One Cares) This August
Ah, yes, Helldivers 2, the game that made everyone question their life choices while simultaneously screaming “FOR SUPER EARTH!” is…
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John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
Oh, the humanity! đ Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to wield the banhammer of budget…
Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…
Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL
Oh, the Nintendo Switch 2, that little plastic box of dreams (and crushing debt for your parents). Apparently, it was…
Trumpâs Pixelated Madness: The White House Wants Control Over Minecraftâs Rare Earth Metals
The legendary game Minecraft, developed by Mojang, is at the center of a new international scandal. Recently, a teaser for…
Out of Words: A Silent Comedy About How We’re All Just Mimes Trapped in a Chatroom
Walking into Summer Game Fest 2025, I expected the usual: overpriced snacks đż, cringe-worthy presentations, and trailers that promise the…
OMG! đRIPđ to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)
Alright gamers, hold onto your controllers because Surgent Studios, the masterminds behind such *hits* as Tales of Kenzera: ZAU (yeah,…
Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…
Nintendo Switch 2: Must-Have Crap You’ll Probably Buy Anyway
Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is finally here! đ Or… is it? đ¤ Well, let’s pretend it is, because what’s…
OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?
Oh no, not ANOTHER article about women in gaming? đ I mean, haven’t we solved all the problems by now?…