Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
Oh my freaking god! 😱 They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…
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Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)
Oh no, another PC game that console peasants 🤢 can’t play? Boo-hoo. Seriously though, as a dedicated console gamer (because…
OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze
Get ready to scream into your pillows, folks! 🤪 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to…
5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)
Alright, gamers, summer’s (almost) over, but who cares? 🤷 We’ve got like, what, five games left in 2025 that might…
BAFTA-Nominated Scriptic dares to unleash AI Detective Game starring Ralph Ineson, because why not
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Scriptic, those masterminds behind the “BAFTA-nominated” (we’ll get to that later) Scriptic: Crime Stories, are…
PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…
Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week
Wow, Nintendo is still pretending to care about indie games? 😂 I mean, sure, they throw a bone every now…
Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals
Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢 Gamescom 2025, the world’s “biggest” video game show (according to who, exactly? 🤔), is about…
Titan Quest II Early Access: Prepare to Yawn Your Way Through Ancient Greece Again
Oh. My. Gods. 🙄 Another ARPG? Seriously? Is this what we’re doing now? Just churning out the same old formula…
WoW: Midnight – Because Apparently Azeroth Didn’t Suffer Enough
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 💅 Blizzard, those *masterminds* behind World of Warcraft, have dropped a teaser for their next expansion,…