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Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉
Chinese Gamers Wreck NexusMods! Premium Subs Plummet! 😡💸
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Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

Hey there, gamers and absurdity enthusiasts, Jackal.Today is here to dive into a wild story about the biggest modding platform…

Michael Bay and OutRun: Racing with Transformers and Apocalypse🚗💥
OutRun, Bay Style: When Arcade Turns into an Epic Blockbuster
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Michael Bay and OutRun: Racing with Transformers and Apocalypse🚗💥

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

In Hollywood, a new cinematic masterpiece is brewing from the master of explosions and Transformers — Michael Bay. This time,…

The award for the most heterosexual games, “Straight Up Awards,” has once again gone without winners 🤔💔
🏆🎲 LGBT Gaming Awards: Who Came Out on Top This Year?
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The award for the most heterosexual games, “Straight Up Awards,” has once again gone without winners 🤔💔

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

The world of video games is once again lit up with excitement as the creators of the “world’s only LGBT…

Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? 🐛🏖️
Hero on Vacation and Rugs Instead of Sand: New Adventures in Dune: Awakening 🏜️🧵
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Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? 🐛🏖️

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2025April 15, 2025

The unexpected delay of the highly anticipated MMORPG Dune: Awakening by Funcom has sparked a wave of discussions among fans.…

🦹‍♂️ White House Ordered Bigger Male Butts in Marvel Rivals — “Make Sexualization Great Again!” 🍑🇺🇸
🚨 Battle of the Butts: Marvel Rivals Pits Male 🍑 vs Female 🍑 in Patch Update! ⚔️
Games News

🦹‍♂️ White House Ordered Bigger Male Butts in Marvel Rivals — “Make Sexualization Great Again!” 🍑🇺🇸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2025April 13, 2025

Season 2 of Marvel Rivals has brought a lot to the table — new characters like Emma Frost in her…

🚨 Scandal! Razer and Others: Is Slavery the Solution to Tariff Problems?
🤯 Razer & Co: Why Slavery is the New Trend in Laptop Manufacturing?
Games News

🚨 Scandal! Razer and Others: Is Slavery the Solution to Tariff Problems?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2025April 9, 2025

In an era where technology is rapidly advancing and manufacturing processes are becoming increasingly automated, American laptop manufacturers, including the…

🛸 Star Citizen Raises $800 Million, Now Needs Another $800 Million — For a Remaster! 🤡
🤯 13 Years in Alpha: Star Citizen Still Isn’t Out, But It’s Already Outdated! Remaster Incoming!
Games News

🛸 Star Citizen Raises $800 Million, Now Needs Another $800 Million — For a Remaster! 🤡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 7, 2025April 7, 2025

In the world of video games, absurdity has reached warp speed. The space sim Star Citizen, which has been in…

🚨 Journalists Discover a Serious Bug in Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game Might Summon Satan! 🔥
🕹️ Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game That Literally Drags You to Hell! 🔥
Games News

🚨 Journalists Discover a Serious Bug in Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game Might Summon Satan! 🔥

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2025April 2, 2025

Attention, gamers and adrenaline junkies! 🎮 A new sensation is on the horizon — “Doom: The Dark Ages,” promising not…

🤔 The Legendary Half-Life 3 Is Finally Here, But There’s a Catch… 🤯
😂 Valve Announced Half-Life 3? Well, Almost… 💩
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🤔 The Legendary Half-Life 3 Is Finally Here, But There’s a Catch… 🤯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2025March 30, 2025

The Jackal.Today editorial team sniffed around through our secret channels (yes, we have people even in Valve’s basement, where Gabe…

😲 Petition Against Jack Black: Is It Time for Him to Retire in Virtual Reality? 🌌
🎥 Jack Black and 400 Hours in Red Dead Redemption 2: How Games Are Saving Hollywood? 🤠
Games News

😲 Petition Against Jack Black: Is It Time for Him to Retire in Virtual Reality? 🌌

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2025March 26, 2025

A true scandal has erupted in the world of movies and video games! 🎬🎮 Internet users, tired of Jack Black’s…

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