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“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro
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“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is hitting theaters near you! 🤣 From the Scottish Highlands, Finland, Whitewater, BC, to Denver,…

“After The Snoozefest”-Watch Ski Bums Pretend to Shred in Bozeman
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“After The Snoozefest”-Watch Ski Bums Pretend to Shred in Bozeman

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “After The Snowfall” is like, skiing’s mid-life crisis! 🤣 Watch “athletes” (and you) chase snow like it’s the…

SF Opera Unleashes Double Dose of Monkey Business
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SF Opera Unleashes Double Dose of Monkey Business

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🐒 SF Opera’s Engagement Dept is screening Monkey King at the Great Star Theater in Chinatown! FREE! 🎬 From…

Giggles Comedy Club: Where Your Nightmares Come to Life (Starring Christine Hurley/Lenny Clarke)
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Giggles Comedy Club: Where Your Nightmares Come to Life (Starring Christine Hurley/Lenny Clarke)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🤪 Christine Hurley, Lenny Clarke & Johnny Pizzi?! At the Prince Restaurant (8:30 PM, doors @ 7:00 PM)! Septic…

John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
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John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÜE for approximately five minutes back…

Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age
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Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

🎃🤡👻 OMG! Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, October 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! Park After Dark 21+ VIP event!…

Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right?
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Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another LUCIFER RISING (1980) screening?** 🤣 **Again with Brian Butler?!**😴 **Estate of Kenneth Anger must be desperate!**😂 **Mick…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for THE Rocky Horror Picture Show🎃👻 screening this Halloween! Oct 31st at 10 PM!** Doors open at…

Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)
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Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, Oct 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! 🤮 21+ VIP Private Event!😱 Pizza…

Lilith’s CRINGE Big Ol’ Golden Show Presents BOObnanza Spooktacular
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Lilith’s CRINGE Big Ol’ Golden Show Presents BOObnanza Spooktacular

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Friday, October 31, 2025, 8 PM! Lilith’s Big Ol’ Golden Show: BOOnanza Spooktacular! 👻 Doors at 7:30 PM,…

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