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Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

🎤 LOL! Netflix rejects? HBO rejects? 🤣 Riot Comedy Club: Houston’s “best” comedy—as if!🤪 Trade your boring bar🍸 for our…

Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Blubbering
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Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Blubbering

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback 🤪. Prepare for films, views, and vibes. A day for buffs and fun-seekers! Enjoy…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza in Chattanoogaville
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza in Chattanoogaville

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**Bubbles’ nemesis, RANDY, invades Chattanooga, TN, on October 31st, 2025!** Prepare for cheeseburger-fueled debauchery!💩 Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour at…

Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky
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Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 😴 Buñuel’s ASHES are coming to Chicago!** 💀👻 This Día de los Muertos, witness the unveiling of *Buñuel: Master…

Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn
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Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG!🙄 The super exclusive “Chicago Film Symposium”🎬 is happening! Prepare for 24hrs of films by local “artists” who didn’t make…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!** Sweet Translucent Dreams will be…

Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional
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Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG!** 🤣 Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, and a whole lotta other peeps present: “EYES WIDE SHUT” Halloween Costume…

Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO
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Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 29, 2025

WOW! 🙄 The Historic Lobo Theater & Event Center (Nob Hill, Albuquerque) is doing a Cult Classics series in November!…

AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
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AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity 🙄, is gracing us with a…

A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
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A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…

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