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Refuge New Year’s Eve w/ Sasha – because apparently we all need to rave our way into another year of existential dread
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Refuge New Year’s Eve w/ Sasha – because apparently we all need to rave our way into another year of existential dread

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: DJs still exist! 🎧 A Brooklyn basement will shake at midnight (probably) after paying $420 for “open bar”…

Déployer une IA souveraine : le grand n’importe quoi entre stratégie bidon et mise en place catastrophique
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Déployer une IA souveraine : le grand n’importe quoi entre stratégie bidon et mise en place catastrophique

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 Attention ! L’IA va tout voler… sauf si vous assistez à ce webinar « souverain » où l’on promet de tout…

Bicha Ngo explique à Québec comment bien investir dans l’avenir pendant qu’on cherche encore le café du matin
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Bicha Ngo explique à Québec comment bien investir dans l’avenir pendant qu’on cherche encore le café du matin

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

Québec cherche désespérément un PDG pour sauver son économie après l’ouverture d’un IKEA à Laval. Bicha Ngo, patronne d’Investissement Québec,…

Atelier Magic Vision démarre 2026 avec une intention si forte qu’elle pourrait casser une montre suisse
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Atelier Magic Vision démarre 2026 avec une intention si forte qu’elle pourrait casser une montre suisse

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

✨ STOP AUX BONNES RÉSOLUTIONS QUI FONT VRAIMENT CHIER ✨ Le 28 décembre, de 10h à 11h30 EST, rejoins Magic…

Your 2026 Book Publishing Plan: A Year-Long Excuse to Panic About Whether Your Memoir on Competitive Napping Will Sell
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Your 2026 Book Publishing Plan: A Year-Long Excuse to Panic About Whether Your Memoir on Competitive Napping Will Sell

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

Attention aspiring authors! 📚 Ever wondered why your masterpiece is gathering dust instead of bestseller status? 😂 Join Linda Secondari’s…

GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026
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GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The End Of Days Is Coming (Again), And It’s Touring North America With A Merch Table 🚨 In…

How to Win Friends and Freak Out Enemies in Arguments
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How to Win Friends and Freak Out Enemies in Arguments

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A Tribe of Neurodivergent Wizards Will Gather Virtually to Teach Normies How Not to Suck at Communication 🧙‍♂️✨…

All-Aggie Hullabaloo Turns Into a Time-Wasting Circus Brought to You by AXIA Clocks
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All-Aggie Hullabaloo Turns Into a Time-Wasting Circus Brought to You by AXIA Clocks

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 Attention Aggies! The All-Aggie Hullabaloo™ is back! 🎉 For just $0 (yes, FREE!), you too can attend this thrilling…

AC/DC’s PHIL RUDD Finally Joins March 2026 ‘Full Metal Orchestra’ Because Apparently They Couldn’t Book A Drum Machine
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AC/DC’s PHIL RUDD Finally Joins March 2026 ‘Full Metal Orchestra’ Because Apparently They Couldn’t Book A Drum Machine

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Cue the thunderous roar of a thousand kettles boiling in unison — Phil Rudd, the human metronome with a criminal…

Comunicare è possibile: come la CAA trasforma i silenzi in siparietti comici quotidiani
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Comunicare è possibile: come la CAA trasforma i silenzi in siparietti comici quotidiani

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 ATTENZIONE: Genitori, Insegnanti e Curiosi! Venerdì 9 gennaio 2026 alle 17:00 su Zoom (link: https://eventbrite.com/e/144891042196) vi sveleremo il segreto…

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