Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Category: Live

Live

Hoe maak je je e-learning niet net zo saai als een spreadsheet van je belastingaangifte

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🚨 ALERT: Teamleden gezocht voor ‘virtuele creativiteitssessie’ waar je niets leert, maar wel een leuk profielfoto krijgt voor LinkedIn! 🚨…

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT
Live

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS: Where the A-T-L Finally Gets Its Own House Party (Because Apparently We Needed a Permit for That)…

LYFE ATL THIS SATURDAY WHERE WE’LL ALL BE FREE (WITH A $20 MINIMUM AND YOUR SOUL)
Live

LYFE ATL THIS SATURDAY WHERE WE’LL ALL BE FREE (WITH A $20 MINIMUM AND YOUR SOUL)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Atlanta’s Most Exclusive Secret Speakeasy Discovered Behind a Laundromat—Bottle Service Included!🚨 Every Saturday, the city’s elite gather in a…

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT
Live

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🚨 “CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS” 🚨Because apparently, Atlanta needed another place to pretend it’s still 2012. 📅 Every Friday, 10PM–3AM at…

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT
Live

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION ATLANTA: THE “ULTIMATE HOUSE PARTY” IS JUST A FANCY BAR WITH A HEATER 🔥 Every Friday at Café…

When the Choir Runs Out of Hymns, They Start Singing at Your Wallet
Live

When the Choir Runs Out of Hymns, They Start Singing at Your Wallet

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

Good news, everyone! Your tickets for the “Community Sing and Fundraiser” have officially expired! 🎉 (Because apparently, the event ended…

Rudy Francisco Brings His Poetic Fire to Jacksonville and We’re Already Crying in the Aisles
Live

Rudy Francisco Brings His Poetic Fire to Jacksonville and We’re Already Crying in the Aisles

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Rudy Francisco to Speak at University of Dayton! 🎤✨ On February 6, 2025, at 7:00 PM EST, the…

Santa’s Last-Minute Panic Attack Service December 21
Live

Santa’s Last-Minute Panic Attack Service December 21

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Jesus drops in for a surprise midnight visit on DEC 21! 🎄✨ 🎉 “Home” services: heartfelt music, carols,…

REGGAE SUNDAY: Where The City Sways To The #1 Caribbean Party In The City
Live

REGGAE SUNDAY: Where The City Sways To The #1 Caribbean Party In The City

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

REGGAE SUNDAY🌴✨ The #1 Caribbean Party in The City… according to someone, somewhere, probably on a napkin. It’s back, and…

Winter Solstice Dot Art and Yoga Workshop: Channel Your Inner Hippie
Live

Winter Solstice Dot Art and Yoga Workshop: Channel Your Inner Hippie

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

On the holiest of pagan holidays—the Winter Solstice—join our sacred circle to stretch your spine and finally master the ancient…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 194 195 196 … 343 Next

Latest posts

  • THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DJT blasts Canada over tariffs and statehood demands
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mark Levin claims blue states are sabotaging citizens nationwide
  • Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 22 2026
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 22 2026

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.