Calling all data nerds and spreadsheet warriors—your dream bootcamp is here, and it’s FREE! 🚀
Attention, recent grads and aspiring data engineers in the USA! Get ready to trade your Netflix binge for some real-world data skills. Our **FREE 20-hour Data Engineering Bootcamp** is here to rescue you from the abyss of unemployment.
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Here’s what you’ll learn:
– Python for Data Engineering (because who doesn’t love snakes?)
– SQL & Relational Databases (say goodbye to Excel nightmares).
– ETL & ELT Concepts (it’s not just alphabet soup).
– Big Data (Spark Fundamentals) (because small data is so 2020).
– Cloud Data Concepts (AWS/GCP Overview) (cloud, not the fluffy kind).
📅 **Bootcamp Start Date:** February 24th, 2026
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
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