“Domina Google Mi Negocio: Porque Tu Negocio No Puede Parecer un Fantasma en el Mapa”

¡Necesitas Google o tu negocio es invisible! 😱
¿Tienes un negocio desde casa? ¡No importa! Si no estás en Google, eres como un unicornio: mítico pero inexistente. 🦄 Ven al taller el 15 de marzo en la Biblioteca Pública de Springfield, de 10 AM a 12 PM. Lleva tu compu o tablet, y no olvides fotos y videos. ¡Porque si no, tu negocio será como un meme sin likes: triste y olvidado! 😂 #GoogleOrDie

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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