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Randy’s Gut Goes Wild: Cheeseburgers Invade Tampa
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Randy’s Gut Goes Wild: Cheeseburgers Invade Tampa

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

The Diamond Mine Agency Presents Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour! πŸ”FRIDAY NOVEMBER 28TH 2025, BRASS MUG – TAMPA BAY FL!…

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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Hits Florida

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Tallahassee! πŸ”πŸ€£ Get ready for Trailer Park Boys shenanigans, songs & prizes!…

“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”
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“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “It’s A Wonderful Life” πŸ˜‡ screening after Black Friday shopping! πŸ›οΈπŸ’Έ An angel πŸ‘Ό shows a businessman πŸ’Ό…

Black Friday: Bands Battle, You Party (Because Shopping Is So Last Year)
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Black Friday: Bands Battle, You Party (Because Shopping Is So Last Year)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG!😱 The Official Black Friday Bayou Classic Battle of the Bands + Welcome Affair Upscale Alumni After Party is back!…

Chicago TARDIS 2025: Prepare to Pay Too Much for a Scribble and a Blurry Pic
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Chicago TARDIS 2025: Prepare to Pay Too Much for a Scribble and a Blurry Pic

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Oh, joy! πŸ™„ Autograph & Photo tickets for Chicago TARDIS 2025 are HERE! πŸŽ‰ Get your tickets for Saturday now!…

Quit Your Whining, You Chose This
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Quit Your Whining, You Chose This

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

**Bundle & Save at Eris Mainstage presents sketches inspired by their trash hometowns. 🀣 Doors: 6:30 PM, Show: 7:00 PM.…

Miss Rob: Queen of Camo or Swamp Siren?
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Miss Rob: Queen of Camo or Swamp Siren?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

**Oh, Lesile Rob, you’re SOOO funny!** πŸ˜‚Award-winning? International? She’s been spotted EVERYWHERE: Bored Teachers Comedy Tour, ABC, NBC, even “Steal…

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Pssst! Wanna See Illegal Stuff? Sunday Nov 23rd, 8pm

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Museum is unearthing BANNED stuff! 🚫 Bugs Bunny & Dr. Seuss? Cancelled! 😭 16mm films & antiques on…

#GivingTuesday: Guilt-Trip Your Wallet for Likes
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#GivingTuesday: Guilt-Trip Your Wallet for Likes

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! Urban Triage’s “Wicked: A Night of Celebration, Community & Impact” on November 23, 2025, at 6 PM. πŸ™„ Prepare…

Stranger Things: Oh No They Didn’t, a Trivia Night
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Stranger Things: Oh No They Didn’t, a Trivia Night

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! 😱You missed STRANGER THINGS Trivia at Famous Monster PizzaπŸ• in Decatur, IN, on Nov 23, 5-7 pm EST! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ€£…

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