DFW Metroplex Founders’ Day Luncheon: Where We Celebrate Ourselves and Eat Fancy Sandwiches

**DFW AKA Founders’ Day: Where Sisterhood Meets Milestone Bingo!**

The DFW AKA Founders’ Day celebration is a collaboration of seven local AKA chapters. On January 15, 1908, Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. was founded, and now they’re throwing a party to celebrate 116 years of scholarship, service, and sisterhood. 🎉

Members will honor Diamond (75 years), Pearl (65 years), Golden (50 years), and Silver (25 years) service milestones. Because nothing says “sisterhood” like awarding bling for longevity.

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Graduate chapters: Beta Mu Omega, Tau Rho Omega, Alpha Beta Iota Omega, and Alpha Beta Phi Omega. Undergraduate chapters: Kappa Nu, Kappa Lambda, and Upsilon Omicron. 📚

Come for the legacy, stay for the sisterhood vibes. Or just come for the free snacks. We won’t judge. 🍪

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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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