Still single after Valentine’s Day? You’re not alone! Come mix & mingle with other Houston singles at our FREE Valentine’s Singles Mixer!
💔 Missed out on romance? No worries! City Cellars is your backup plan. Join us for a night of awkward small talk, overpriced drinks, and questionable life choices. 💘
🗓️ Sunday, February 15th, 2026
🕗 8:00 PM – 12:00 AM
📍 City Cellars, Houston, TX
🎟️ Entry: Free (because your love life already costs enough)
🔥 21+ event open to all singles—gay, straight, bi, curious, queer, trans, and everyone in between. We’ll even give you a color-coded wristband so you can avoid eye contact like a pro.
🍽️ Food & Drinks:
🍺 Drinks available at the bar (because liquid courage is a must).
🍴 Kitchen closed (so eat beforehand or starve in style).
🚗 Parking Info:
🅿️ $5 in the garage across the street (because love isn’t free, but parking is… kind of).
📸 Walk-ins welcome, but spots are limited (350 guests max—because nothing says romance like a crowded bar).
🌧️ Rain or shine (because even the weather knows you’re desperate).
📸 By attending, you agree to be photographed (for future “What NOT to do” dating guides).
🚗 Houston Hotspots and City Cellars aren’t responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged property (or your dignity).
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