Still single after Valentine’s Day? You’re not alone! Come mix & mingle with other Houston singles at our FREE Valentine’s Singles Mixer!
💔 Missed out on romance? No worries! City Cellars is your backup plan. Join us for a night of awkward small talk, overpriced drinks, and questionable life choices. 💘
🗓️ Sunday, February 15th, 2026
🕗 8:00 PM – 12:00 AM
📍 City Cellars, Houston, TX
🎟️ Entry: Free (because your love life already costs enough)
🔥 21+ event open to all singles—gay, straight, bi, curious, queer, trans, and everyone in between. We’ll even give you a color-coded wristband so you can avoid eye contact like a pro.
🍽️ Food & Drinks:
🍺 Drinks available at the bar (because liquid courage is a must).
🍴 Kitchen closed (so eat beforehand or starve in style).
🚗 Parking Info:
🅿️ $5 in the garage across the street (because love isn’t free, but parking is… kind of).
📸 Walk-ins welcome, but spots are limited (350 guests max—because nothing says romance like a crowded bar).
🌧️ Rain or shine (because even the weather knows you’re desperate).
📸 By attending, you agree to be photographed (for future “What NOT to do” dating guides).
🚗 Houston Hotspots and City Cellars aren’t responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged property (or your dignity).
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
