🎉 Valentine’s Day Weekend Sunday Funday at ROOF on theWit 🎉
Because nothing says “I love you” like paying $20 for a cocktail on a rooftop. Dress like you’re auditioning for *The Real Housewives of Chicago* and prepare to sip, pose, and pretend you’re not freezing at 9 PM.
⏰ Doors: 9:00 PM sharp (because fashionably late is for amateurs)
👗 Dress Code: Upscale & Chic (aka “no sweatpants, Karen”)
🎶 Music: R&B, Reggae, and classics to make you forget you’re paying $15 for parking.
📍 Location: 201 N. State St., Chicago, IL 60601 (because who doesn’t love a good GPS scavenger hunt?)
🚫 Not allowed: Sagging pants, bandanas, or anything that screams “I’m here for the free breadsticks.”
✨ Come for the views, stay for the overpriced drinks, and leave wondering why you didn’t just stay home with a bottle of wine and Netflix. 🍷
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
