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Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
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Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** 🤩 Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz 🧙‍♀️) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…

Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
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Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** 💃🕺 One night only! 🎉 Horror shorts, vendors, merch! 🛍️…

Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater
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Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

OMG! Watch “Town Takes the World,” a snoozefest doc about the Bay Area Phoenix🏀💩 in the FIBA Women’s Basketball League…

OPTIX: Celeb-Fest in Vegas, ‘Cause Who Needs Optics Anyway
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OPTIX: Celeb-Fest in Vegas, ‘Cause Who Needs Optics Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

WOW! VIP Launch of the Future of Film Association (FOFA) at SAHARA Las Vegas, August 15–16, 2025! 🤣 Industry insiders…

Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening
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Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

Ah, yes, the “Meadowlark Friends and Family Screening” at Birmingham 8 theater🎬. Prepare for forced family bonding! Reserve seats for…

San Diego Summer Game Jam 2025: Prepare for Mediocrity
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San Diego Summer Game Jam 2025: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**San Diego Game Jam 2025!** 🤣 Come and fail at making a game in one weekend! No team? No skills?…

ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
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ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

“Sip, Smoke, and Candle” sounds like my Friday night, TBH 🤣! Craft candles, maybe spill wax on your fit 👗,…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! 🤯 “Sip, Smoke, and Candle” is here! Craft candles, sip drinks! Hookah is extra $$$! Mingle, create, unwind on…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG, a “unique” candle-making experience? 😱 Craft candles while sipping curated beverages. Hookah available for a separate purchase. Rooftop setting,…

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