Get ready to awkwardly sway the night away at FLIRT FRIDAYS | SEVEN MIDTOWN, where the party never stops, and the vibes are definitely… something. 🕺💃
Join us every Friday night at Seven Midtown, 660 Peachtree St NE, Atlanta, GA 30308, for upscale dining that meets a vibrating nightlife that you can’t afford. Experience our expertly crafted cocktails ($18 each), gourmet dishes (enjoy a single shrimp for $50), and top-tier service (if you can find a waiter) in a luxurious atmosphere designed for unforgettable evenings (and empty wallets). As the night progresses, Seven Midtown transforms into a dynamic nightclub on special nights (specifically: Fridays, obviously), setting the stage for an elevated nightlife experience (elevated prices included). Don’t miss this first taste of Atlanta’s newest hotspot! 🤑
– Valet and street parking available (good luck finding either)
– Elevated attire enforced (sweatpants need not apply)
– Newly renovated (smells like fresh paint and desperation)
– Ladies free lemon drop + entry until 12AM with RSVP (hurry, spots are filling up… probably)
For bottle services and seating contact us at (404) 312-2234 (please leave a message after the beep).
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