Finally, nightlife for adults who enjoy sleep. The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface is weekly every Saturday. 🥱🕺
This “Matinee Disco” at Joyface is the Matinee dance party that started it all. It’s a multi-generational evening of disco & vintage hits, bubbles, confetti, & pizza in a 70s inspired cocktail lounge. The music escalates by 6:00pm, pizza is served at ~8pm. The party starts at 5pm, peaks at 8, over at 10. We serve pizza around 7:30pm. Millennials, rejoice: you can rage and still be in bed by 11pm. Dress code: Disco chic vibes preferred, or whatever you want to dance in. Just no gym clothes (looking at you Gen Z 👀). Visit matinee.club for the full calendar.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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