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Atlanta Rooftop Rave: Guaranteed to Cause Noise Complaints and Regret

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! Atlanta’s #1 Rooftop Day Party (allegedly, for 3 years!) returns to the newly renovated (who cares?) Cafe Circa Lounge,…

Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)
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Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! Another “exclusive” Tech Career Fair US/Canada! šŸ™„ Sign up, upload your soul (resume), and MAYBE, just MAYBE, Fortune 500…

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Twinkl Phonics: Finally, A Way To Teach Reading (Maybe, Probably Not) To Kids Who Think Letters Are Just Squiggles

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

Oh, great, another mandatory “interactive” phonics session! šŸ™„ Prepare for breakout rooms of awkward silence and forced sharing. Cameras ON,…

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Oh Noes! The Economy’s Gonna Die: A Guide to Hoarding Toilet Paper and Crying Into Your Savings

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, another “expert” šŸ™„! Ashley Feinstein Gerstley, CFPĀ® (because acronyms = smart), wrote “Financial Adulting” 🤣 and “The 30-Day Money…

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BET Awards 2025: Still Trying to Snag a Ticket, Huh

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! šŸ™„ BET Experience: Buju Banton (who?) kicks things off WED, June 5 at the Hollywood Palladium. Roots Picnic (still…

NYC’s 2025 Small Business Expo: Come Watch Your Dreams Die Slowly
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NYC’s 2025 Small Business Expo: Come Watch Your Dreams Die Slowly

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

The NYC Department of Small Business Services (SBS) is hosting the NYC Small Business Month Expo! Get “free” info (lol),…

NYPL’s FREE Job Fair 2025: Come Get Slightly Less Unemployed!
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NYPL’s FREE Job Fair 2025: Come Get Slightly Less Unemployed!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**NYPL is hosting a Job Fair & Expo 2025! 🤣 Get FREE tickets on April 17 and “connect” with employers…

Miami Worldcenter’s “Grand” Opening: Free Tapas and Maybe a Parking Spot
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Miami Worldcenter’s “Grand” Opening: Free Tapas and Maybe a Parking Spot

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! Miami Worldcenter’s grand opening is on May 22nd! 🤩 RSVP? LOL, good luck with that! It’s at NE 10th…

San Jose Earthquakes Team Up With Some Guy Who Throws Cake
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San Jose Earthquakes Team Up With Some Guy Who Throws Cake

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

Join us for the kick off of the Urban Vibrancy Institute’s Block Party series with an event the city will…

Oh Great, Another Lecture About the Birds and the Bees
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Oh Great, Another Lecture About the Birds and the Bees

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

Sex Ed for Dummies! 🤣 Learn “healthy boundaries” šŸ™„ on May 13, 2025, 3-4 PM EST! Zoom in & discover…

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