Singapore’s Boringly Brilliant Investing Guide: How to Snag That Sweet Allocation Without Falling Asleep

Singapore’s Boringly Brilliant Investing Guide: How to Snag That Sweet Allocation Without Falling Asleep

Another boring finance webinar promises to make your portfolio “stable.” 🥱 27 January at 7 pm (SGT) on Zoom. Jeremy Foo, Tim Phillips, and Kang Wei Chin will teach you how to buy ETFs on SGX. SGX Director Kang Wei Chin worked in Ghana before, so he knows global markets. 🌍 You’ll learn about “Singapore investing landscape” and “asset allocation insights” because you totally didn’t know that already. If Zoom crashes, watch on YouTube. 🤡

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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