🎃 Matinée: For Millennial Shadows Who Want to Sleep 💤
The Club by Mr. Purple is saving your lower back on the 14th floor of Hotel Indigo Lower East Side. Expect a 5:00 PM start for 90s-00s hip-hop/R&B, peaking at 8:00 PM, ending strictly at 10:00 PM on November 20, 2025. 🍕 Pizza hits at 7:30 PM to revive your rapidly fading stamina. Bring your vibes (and your bedhead) to the impeccably designed west-facing windows. 🥱
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
