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“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”
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“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 “Learning to Fly” 🎬, a film about trail running?🏃‍♀️ Who cares?🙄 Produced by Evan Hayes (Free Solo guy…

Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday
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Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**LOL! Darren Fleet, of Wild n’ Out “fame,”🤡 has been “shaking” (more like mildly inconveniencing) pop culture since 2014.😹 He…

St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema
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St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 😱 TriLingua’s 5th Anniversary! 🥳 FREE hot dogs 🌭 & popcorn 🍿! As if! 🙄 Swede Hollow Cafe will…

Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Film Day at Jax Fuse? 🤣 More like a cringe-fest of “independent cinema” in Northeast Florida! 🎬 Prepare for film…

SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy
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SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Sam Tripoli, a comedian from Cortland, NY, will perform at The Comedy Bar (partnered with Gino’s East 🍕!) in Chicago.…

RSFF & Cinegogue’s “Kickoff Party”: Prepare for Disappointment
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RSFF & Cinegogue’s “Kickoff Party”: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

ALL LA FILMMAKERS & FRIENDS are “invited” to kick off RSFF4! RSFF wants to party with you. Celebrate our local…

Disney Forced to Pay for Your Crappy Alice in Wonderland Cosplay: Vegas Edition
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Disney Forced to Pay for Your Crappy Alice in Wonderland Cosplay: Vegas Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

WOW! FREE 9″x12″ PRINTS! 😱 Just SHARE on social media by September 13th. LIKE & FOLLOW on Instagram & Facebook…

Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Convention—Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time
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Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Convention—Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, wait, it’s just IRON MAIDEN’s geriatric 👴🏻 drummer, Nicko…

SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 SYSTEM OF A DOWN, those guys who haven’t released a decent album since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth…

BLKOUT Walls Mural Fest: Detroit Gets 10 More Reasons to Pretend It’s Not Detroit
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BLKOUT Walls Mural Fest: Detroit Gets 10 More Reasons to Pretend It’s Not Detroit

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Wow, Detroit, still trying to be relevant in 2025?😂 The BLKOUT Walls Mural Festival is back for its THIRD whole…

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