Eventbrite just canceled the Ravens vs. Steelers watch party—because apparently, football fans can’t handle both cheese fries and hope 🤷‍♂️
The “AFC North Championship Hip-Hop Watch Party” at Nola Seafood & Spirits in Baltimore, scheduled for Jan 4 at 7 pm to Jan 5 at 1 am EST, has officially ended—because the universe hates live sports and good music. Organizers RTMG, DNA, HBCU DMV Network & FRIENDS couldn’t even make it through the first half of the game before Eventbrite pulled the plug. Sales ended Jan 4 at 7:00 pm EST, because apparently, the only thing more unpredictable than an NFL game is Eventbrite’s ability to host it.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
