NYC’s MWBE Certification Bootcamp: Where Dreams of Government Contracts Meet Endless Paperwork! 📋✨
📅 July 14, 2020 | 10:00 AM – 12:00 PM EST | 💻 Virtual Zoom Circus (link provided *maybe* if you survive the email spam filter)
📍 Your kitchen table, probably with pajama pants.
Join SBS for a thrilling deep-dive into Payee Information Portal (PIP) acronyms, NIGP code chaos, and the mystical art of filling forms that may or may not exist tomorrow. Bring coffee. Despair is complimentary. 🎪🤡
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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