Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed
OMG! 😱 Alianza Film Screening schedule for normies!🙄 Friday, Oct 24, 2025, 4 PM – Our Island. 6 PM –…
Category: Live
Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker
Ah, yes, the geriatric rockers IRON MAIDEN, bless their cotton socks, are dusting off their walkers and venturing out on…
Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
**OMG! 🙄Backcountry bros Hunter Henderson, Alex Hall, Mac Forehand & Colby Stevenson, are gracing the big screen! Prepare for tales…
SLAYER to Commemorate 40 Years of ‘Reign In Blood’ at Texas SICK NEW WORLD Fest in 2026 (As If We Didn’t See That Coming)
OMG! 😲 So, the geriatric thrashers, SLAYER, are crawling out of their retirement homes to “celebrate” the 40th anniversary of…
Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For
**OMG! 🤡 Celebs (maybe) at the CLOWN MOTEL: 3 Ways to Hell premiere at FINE ARTS THEATER, Beverly Hills!** Kane…
Matchstick Ski Film: Yeah, Because Skiing Never Happens *During* Snowfall
**OMG! Eventbrite is having a ✨moment✨! The Team is “working” to get you back ASAP. Like, duh, just contact them…
Matchstick Ski Film: More Like After the Snoozefest
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The Team is “working” to return us to the service ASAP. If you need them,…
Kokoro: More Like Bore-oro
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service ASAP.” Like, duh!** Check…
Chris Fleming’s Lincoln Lodge Meltdown: Prepare for Absurdity
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? How will anyone find garbage “events” now?** 🙄…
Houston Toy Museum Howls into Utter Chaos with Lycanthropic Card Game
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 🤣 Is this the end of the world? 😱 Where will people buy tix now? 🤷♀️Maybe…