‘Men in Black’ Reboot: Because Hollywood Has ZERO Original Ideas
Hold onto your Neuralyzers, folks, because the cinematic overlords at Sony Pictures are reportedly cooking up another Men in Black…
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Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…
‘Star Wars’ Unwatchable Original Cut Resurrected For 50th Anniversary To Torture Fans
Oh, sweet Galaxy Far, Far Away, it’s been, like, half a freakin’ century since that little indie flick called Star…
Avengers: Endgame Returns to Theaters to Distract You From Impending Doom
OMG! 😱 Did you hear the earth-shattering news? Avengers: Endgame, the movie that made you cry harder than when your…
OMG! Bone Temple Trailer: Dr. Kelson vs Jimmy Crystal – 28 Years of Awkwardness
OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the *second* trailer for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and let’s be real,…
STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films and Sanrio Announce Cinematic Disasterpiece: Mr Men Little Miss Feature Film, Prepare to Cringe
OMG! 😱 STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films, and Mister Men Limited (aka Sanrio’s red-headed stepchild 🧑🦰) are actually making a Mr. Men…
Samsung’s Atomic Move: Melds Fallout Wasteland with Your Couch Potato Existence
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤩 Samsung, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to stay…
Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood
Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks 🙄), took a break from patting himself on the back…
David Lowery’s ‘Mother Mary’ Trailer Drops, and We’re All Pretending to Be Excited
Oh honey, hold onto your wigs because the trailer for David Lowery’s “MOTHER MARY” just dropped, and it’s serving… something…
James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…