Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment
Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling 🍂, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing ☕,…
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Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park
Oh, honey, get ready for the most terrifying thing you’ll see all year: a documentary about a theme park.😱 Spooktacular!,…
Violent Ends: Witness Billy Magnussen and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Mildly Heard Of in This Thrilling Trailer That Might End Violently (Maybe)
Oh, look, another movie about a guy trying to escape his CRIME FAMILY! 🙄 Groundbreaking stuff, people! 🤯 This cinematic…
Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer
Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…
V/H/S Halloween: Because Your Nightmares Aren’t Already Trashy Enough
**OMG 😱! Another V/H/S movie? Seriously? 🙄 Is this franchise ever going to die?💀 I mean, who even watches these…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Trailer: Pandora’s Getting a Makeover (and It’s Not Pretty)
Avatar: Fire and Ash Trailer Drops, Proving James Cameron is Still Obsessed with Blue People. I mean, seriously, who asked…
John Boyega FINALLY Admits ‘Star Wars’ Sequels Were a Galactic-Sized Oopsie
🤣 Oh, honey, John Boyega is STILL talking about Disney’s Star Wars sequel trilogy? Bless his heart. Someone get this…
Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…
Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good
Here we go again, folks! Good Fortune, the cinematic masterpiece (or trainwreck, depending on your tolerance for questionable decisions), is…
RETURN TO SILENT HILL: New Poster Just Dropped – Prepare for Disappointment
Oh, sweet Pyramid Head, bless your rusty, triangular soul. 😌 Apparently, some brave (or foolish) souls are RETURNING to the…