Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re doing another ‘Meet the Parents’ movie? 🙄 Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really scraping…
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Jake Gyllenhaal Considers Endorsing Scrubs Commercial
**Oh, look, it’s Jake Gyllenhaal, still trying to be relevant! 🙄 Apparently, after failing to impress anyone with his “acting”…
James Bond Rides a Sandworm: Denis Villeneuve Merges Dune with 007
🎬 “Sand, Spice, and Shaken Martinis” — that’s how you can now describe the future of the James Bond franchise.…
Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania
Oh great, another Kate Bush short film. 🙄Little Shrew, written and directed by the one and only Kate Bush (yes,…
Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)
Okay, so apparently, the geniuses at Marvel thought we needed ANOTHER trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Yes, because…
Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)
Danny Boyle, oh, Danny Boyle. Is he a cinematic genius or just a guy who got lucky with a few…
Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Hollywood’s about to desecrate another classic! 🙄 They’re rebooting ‘Highlander’ because originality is *so*…
CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…
Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop
LOS ANGELES, California — In an industry where everything must be inclusive—except common sense, a new scandal has brewed around…
Watch: GARY HOLT (EXODUS/SLAYER) Teaches Germans How To Play Guitar (Spoiler: They Still Can’t)
OMG! 😱 On June 11, some dude named Gary Holt, who apparently plays guitar for EXODUS (never heard of ’em…