‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment
Okay, so like, apparently some people are still obsessed with Stranger Things? 🙄 Get ready, kiddos, because the final season…
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‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish
OMG! 🙄 HBO Just Dropped a Hagrid Bomb and the Internet is Officially Imploding! 🔥 Prepare yourselves, Potterheads, because your…
Tom Holland Claims ‘Spider-Man 4’ Will Be So ‘Old School’ It’ll Be in Black & White With Cardboard Webshooters
Oh great, another Spider-Man movie 🙄. As if we needed more of Tom Holland in spandex, desperately trying to convince…
Rian Johnson Spills the Tea: ‘Knives Out 3’ to Be Even More Extra With “Gothic” Vibes
Finally, some good news! Rian Johnson, the guy who RUINED Star Wars (yeah, I said it 😤), says the next…
Another Hollywood Nepo Baby Sounds Off on Superman Casting, As If We Care
Oh, dear Lord, another Superman movie? 🙄 Is there really nothing else Hollywood can come up with? Will Reeve, son…
James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)
James Gunn’s *Superman* (or as I like to call it, “Super-Meh”) actually managed to flutter into theaters and not immediately…
‘Wicked: For Good’ Should Embrace the Book Ending (Because Chaos is Hilarious)
Oh honey, HOLD👏UP👏. You think this article is about *preferences*? Please. It’s about demanding Hollywood FINALLY gets something right. I…
Warner Bros. Rewrites Black Superman: From Civil Rights to Rite-Aid Robber
Hollywood’s latest stroke of progressive genius comes courtesy of Warner Bros. Discovery, who have decided that a black Superman set…
DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…
Night at the Museum: More Like Day of the Same Old Crud
Oh, great, another reboot! 🙄 Because Hollywood is just overflowing with original ideas, right? 20th Century Studios is apparently so…