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Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance
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Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Legendary metal drummer Dave Lombardo (ex-Slayer, Misfits) and pioneering ambient electronic artist Lustmord have formed a new project fittingly called…

Spotify Adds AI Persona Badge to Artificial Intelligence Artists
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Spotify Adds AI Persona Badge to Artificial Intelligence Artists

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Spotify has announced a new AI Persona badge initiative to give listeners more transparency about when an artist’s identity may…

Allison Russell Hits Road For 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Allison Russell Hits Road For 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Allison Russell has announced a fall 2026 North American tour in support of her brand new album, In the Hour…

Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow
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Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 MASTODON’s new album, “Marrow…

Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
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Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…

Tallest Man on Earth Drops New Album and Single
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Tallest Man on Earth Drops New Album and Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Kristian Matsson, aka The Tallest Man on Earth, has announced his eighth studio album, Just Beyond Endless Mountain, out October…

Death Cab for Cutie Returns to Tiny Desk Concert Series
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Death Cab for Cutie Returns to Tiny Desk Concert Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Death Cab for Cutie returned to the NPR office to perform their second Tiny Desk Concert. Death Cab initially made…

King Gizzard Drops New Industrial Techno Track Kill for the Steel
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King Gizzard Drops New Industrial Techno Track Kill for the Steel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard have returned with a new song, “Kill for the Steel.” The track follows the…

Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon
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Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind FILTER, and Jim Louvau, vocalist of THERE IS NO…

Anneke Van Giersbergen Abandons All Hope Beyond Cashing In On 30 Year Old Album
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Anneke Van Giersbergen Abandons All Hope Beyond Cashing In On 30 Year Old Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, ANNEKE VAN GIERSBERGEN IS BACK WITH THE GATHERING AND I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING 🤧!…

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