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Trivium Teams Up with In Flames for Fall 2026 Tour
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Trivium Teams Up with In Flames for Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Trivium have announced a Fall 2026 North American tour featuring stacked support from In Flames, Orbit Culture, Fit for an…

Melt-Banana Hits US Roads This September 2026
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Melt-Banana Hits US Roads This September 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Veteran Japanese noise-rockers Melt-Banana have announced a 2026 US tour that will run throughout the month of September. The outing,…

Sylvan Esso Drops First Self Released Album Ow ∞ And New Track
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Sylvan Esso Drops First Self Released Album Ow ∞ And New Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Sylvan Esso have announced their fifth studio album, Ow ∞, due out September 11th via their own label, Psychic Hotline.…

GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028
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GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously old-school metal news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not saying Girlschool is…

TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time
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TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will totally not change your life at all? 🙄 TRIVIUM,…

Morgan Wallen Fan Accused of Urinating on Family at Concert
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Morgan Wallen Fan Accused of Urinating on Family at Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

A man allegedly urinated on a family, including an eight-year-old girl, during Morgan Wallen’s concert at M&T Bank Stadium in…

FEAR FACTORY Still Relevant Enough To Play Demanufacture In Colombia
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FEAR FACTORY Still Relevant Enough To Play Demanufacture In Colombia

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just celebrated the 30th anniversary of their…

Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
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Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…

Flavor Flav Fetes US Female Olympians with Backstreet Boys Ed Sheeran
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Flavor Flav Fetes US Female Olympians with Backstreet Boys Ed Sheeran

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Flavor Flav hosted the four-day “SHE Weekend” in Las Vegas from Thursday, July 16th through Sunday, July 19th to honor…

Mötley Crüe Launches 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
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Mötley Crüe Launches 2026 Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Mötley Crüe kicked off their Summer 2026 North American tour with Extreme and Tesla on Friday in Burgettstown, Pennsylvania, playing…

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