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Category: Music News

Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn
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Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone ACTUALLY watch that “performance” from Lou Gramm on the Djbobstar YouTube channel? 🀣 Seriously, it’s like…

AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
AC/DC Announces 2028 Presidential Run β€” and No, It’s Not a Tribute Band
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AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…

ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
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ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Okay, so Nashville “rocker” πŸ™„ (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…

Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants
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Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

FINALLY! πŸ™„ After YEARS of promising, Billy Corgan (aka William Patrick Corgan, in case you forgot he’s trying to be…

AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
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AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, πŸ‘΅πŸ‘΄ allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…

GENE HOGLAN: Lars Stole My Beat, Metallica Paid My Bills (Allegedly)
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GENE HOGLAN: Lars Stole My Beat, Metallica Paid My Bills (Allegedly)

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

In a recent interview with the obscure That Metal Interview podcast, DARK ANGEL drummer Gene Hoglan, bless his heart, is…

Kenny Thomas Dusts Off the Mic for “Unstoppable”: Prepare for Mildly Resistable
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Kenny Thomas Dusts Off the Mic for “Unstoppable”: Prepare for Mildly Resistable

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Multi-platinum selling British soul singer Kenny Thomas, who? 🀣, has released a brand new single Shout Out, the latest taken…

D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
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D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…

Jesse Leach desperately craves another Times of Grace album, bless his heart
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Jesse Leach desperately craves another Times of Grace album, bless his heart

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

In a groundbreaking πŸ™„ interview with Loaded Radio (because who else would care? πŸ˜‚), KILLSWITCH ENGAGE singer Jesse Leach (still…

Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
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Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a thrilling exposΓ© with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…

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