Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh look, another announcement that’s going to make every metalhead with disposable income hyperventilate. METALLICA, those delightful four horsemen of…
After a brief hiatus caused by guitarist Steve Jones’s wrist deciding it had enough of humanity, the SEX PISTOLS are…
Alright, hold onto your leather pants, because John 5 is here to school us on the sacred art of NOT…
Oh look, another “modern” metal band from the Balkans, because apparently Europe hasn’t had enough of those. But hey, at…
FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace Thailand with their unholy presence! BEHEMOTH, the Polish black/death metal titans who’ve…
Oh boy, get ready to dust off your battle jackets and dig out those air guitars, because ANTHRAX is teasing…
Oh look, SONATA ARCTICA finally decided to grace us with another single after spending decades perfecting the art of melodic…
Oh great, just what the world needed—another reunion tour from a band that’s been coasting on nostalgia for over a…
Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…
