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Pitbull Breaks Record For Largest Crowd In Bald Caps Gathering
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Pitbull Breaks Record For Largest Crowd In Bald Caps Gathering

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Miami rapper Pitbull set a Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people wearing bald caps on July 10th…

Jack White Performs with Daughter Scarlett in Brooklyn
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Jack White Performs with Daughter Scarlett in Brooklyn

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Jack White shared the stage with his daughter, Scarlett, during his concert at Brooklyn Paramount on Saturday night. The 19-year-old…

Cure Bassist Simon Gallup Out Sick Son Eden Steps In
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Cure Bassist Simon Gallup Out Sick Son Eden Steps In

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

The Cure announced Saturday that bass player Simon Gallup had briefly stepped away from playing on the band’s European tour…

AC/DC Launches Summer Tour with Epic 21 Song Classic Setlist
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AC/DC Launches Summer Tour with Epic 21 Song Classic Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

AC/DC launched the Summer 2026 North American leg of their “PWR/UP” tour on Saturday night, July 11th, in Charlotte, North…

JAY-Z Celebrates 25 Years with Epic Yankee Stadium Show
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JAY-Z Celebrates 25 Years with Epic Yankee Stadium Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

JAY-Z returned to Yankee Stadium on Saturday, July 11th, to play the second of three consecutive shows this weekend. After…

Jack White Fires Back At Religious Critics Amid Satanist Band Drama
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Jack White Fires Back At Religious Critics Amid Satanist Band Drama

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

Jack White has never been scared to instruct Satan to get behind him, well, at least not since 2005. Now,…

Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
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Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…

Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
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Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…

Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
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Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…

Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting
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Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

A New Jersey township council was serenaded with Morrissey and Lizzo songs at a meeting this week. Unfortunately for those…

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