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SHINEDOWN Unleashes ‘Ei8ht’ Album, Drops ‘Safe And Sound’ Single, and Plans 2026 World Tour to Make Your Ears Cry Tears of Joy (or Confusion)
Oh Look, SHINEDOWN Has a New Album Coming Out, How Original
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SHINEDOWN Unleashes ‘Ei8ht’ Album, Drops ‘Safe And Sound’ Single, and Plans 2026 World Tour to Make Your Ears Cry Tears of Joy (or Confusion)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, SHINEDOWN has announced they’ll be releasing their eighth studio album,…

Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)
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Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally decided to spill the beans—Nick Barker, the legendary blast-beat machine himself, is writing an…

ANGELA GOSSOW DECLARES “NOT ME!” TO ARCH ENEMY REUNION RUMORS, LEAVING FANS AS CONFUSED AS A VEGAN AT A BBQ
ANGELA GOSSOF FINALLY SAYS "NOT IT!" TO ARCH ENEMY COMEBACK RUMORS
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ANGELA GOSSOW DECLARES “NOT ME!” TO ARCH ENEMY REUNION RUMORS, LEAVING FANS AS CONFUSED AS A VEGAN AT A BBQ

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Well, well, well—looks like someone’s been playing with fire! 🔥 Angela Gossow, the queen of growls and spreadsheet mastery, has…

SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
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SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…

NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)
HEART's Nancy Wilson: "I've Got Songs, But I'm Also Tired of Sleeping on Tour Buses"
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NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed she’s working on new…

GHOST Unleashes “Umbra” Music Video, Because Darkness Needs a Soundtrack Too
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GHOST Unleashes “Umbra” Music Video, Because Darkness Needs a Soundtrack Too

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

GHOST just dropped a new video for “Umbra” and honestly, it’s giving us full-on rock opera vibes with a side…

LIFE OF AGONY Turns ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ Into A Post-Grunge Funeral March For Bender’s Soul
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LIFE OF AGONY Turns ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ Into A Post-Grunge Funeral March For Bender’s Soul

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Brooklyn’s LIFELINE OF AGONY (formerly known as LIFE OF AGONY) has once again proven they can turn any classic into…

Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?
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Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

West Coast thrash metal legends METAL CHURCH will release their 13th studio album, “Dead To Rights”, on April 10 via…

SUZI QUATRO, At 75, Still Rocking Like She Owes the Grim Reaper Rent: ‘You Can’t Get Rid Of Me Yet’
Suzi Quatro: Still Rocking at 75, and Yes, Her Ass Still Shakes
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SUZI QUATRO, At 75, Still Rocking Like She Owes the Grim Reaper Rent: ‘You Can’t Get Rid Of Me Yet’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

In a shocking revelation that has absolutely no one surprised, Suzi Quatro has announced she’s still got it at 75.…

NEVERMORE Unleashes Phoenix-Wielding New Lineup, Signs with REIGNING PHOENIX MUSIC Because Why Not
NEVERMORE Returns From The Dead, Because Apparently Money And Music Still Exist
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NEVERMORE Unleashes Phoenix-Wielding New Lineup, Signs with REIGNING PHOENIX MUSIC Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

In a stunning revelation that absolutely no one saw coming, NEVERMORE has resurrected itself from the grave of broken bands…

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