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Category: Music News

TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused
TRIXTER: STILL NOT DONE WITH THAT ALBUM YET
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TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused

Chord F. DiscordMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…

OVERKILL Gears Up to Over-Record New Album This Spring/Summer, Promises to Overwhelm Fans by Late 2026
OVERKILL's Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth Confirms New Album: 'It's Pretty Much Done Musically, Just Waiting on My Lazy Ass'
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OVERKILL Gears Up to Over-Record New Album This Spring/Summer, Promises to Overwhelm Fans by Late 2026

Chord F. DiscordMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Oh, look who’s still alive and making music in 2026! That’s right, it’s everyone’s favorite New Jersey thrash veterans OVERKILL,…

Ex-SLIPKNOT Drummer JAY WEINBERG Unloads His Drum Kits, Masks, And Outfits—Because Who Needs Souvenirs From A Band That’s Probably Already Forgotten Him?
OMG, Jay Weinberg's Selling His Old Drums — Quick, Buy Before He Becomes a TikTok Drummer!
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Ex-SLIPKNOT Drummer JAY WEINBERG Unloads His Drum Kits, Masks, And Outfits—Because Who Needs Souvenirs From A Band That’s Probably Already Forgotten Him?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

After 17 years of beating the hell out of drums for artists like BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, SLIPKNOT, and SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Jay…

DROWNING POOL Already Drowning in New Songs for Next Album Because Why Not
DROWNING POOL Finally Plan Something for "Sinner" 25th Anniversary—After 24 Years of Doing Nothing
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DROWNING POOL Already Drowning in New Songs for Next Album Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oh look, it’s *DROWNING POOL*—that band you forgot existed until “Bodies” randomly plays at a gym and you wonder what…

DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her
Dave Grohl's Mini-Me Strikes Again!
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DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Move over, dad—Violet Grohl is here to prove that rock ‘n’ roll royalty doesn’t just inherit talent, it inherits a…

BIOHAZARD’s BILLY GRAZIADEI On ‘Divided We Fall’ Album: ‘We Created A Masterpiece That’ll Make Your Ears Cry Tears Of Joy’
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BIOHAZARD’s BILLY GRAZIADEI On ‘Divided We Fall’ Album: ‘We Created A Masterpiece That’ll Make Your Ears Cry Tears Of Joy’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh boy, Biohazard is back and apparently angrier than ever! In a recent chat with the Vulgar Display of Podcast,…

LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?
OMG, LAMB OF GOD is doing a super secret tiny concert in Philly and you're invited to beg for tickets like it's Black Friday at Walmart!
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LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

So, apparently LAMB OF GOD thinks they’re too cool for stadiums now and are playing at Philadelphia’s TLA (Theatre of…

ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
Breaking, Music News

ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…

MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month
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MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month

Chord F. DiscordMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Portuguese gothic metal band MOONSPELL announces new album “Far From God” — and no, they’re not starting a podcast about…

BRENT SMITH Confirms SHINEDOWN’s ‘Ei8ht’ Album Is So Long, It’s Basically a Double Record — Strap In for an Epic Marathon Listening Session!
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BRENT SMITH Confirms SHINEDOWN’s ‘Ei8ht’ Album Is So Long, It’s Basically a Double Record — Strap In for an Epic Marathon Listening Session!

Chord F. DiscordMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Oh, look, it’s Brent Smith, back with another record that probably took longer to name than to write 🎤. The…

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