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Dolly Parton Gets Digital With Avatar Concerts Coming Soon
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Dolly Parton Gets Digital With Avatar Concerts Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Dolly Parton is exploring the creation of a digital avatar of herself to perform for fans. In an interview with…

Meg White Mixup Daily Mail Trails Wrong Woman
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Meg White Mixup Daily Mail Trails Wrong Woman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

The Daily Mail apparently went looking for the famously private Meg White and found someone else entirely. According to a…

Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
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Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
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RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🀯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…

PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…

Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt πŸΊπŸ–€. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

Kacey Musgraves Kicks Off Tour With Lube And Disco Balls
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Kacey Musgraves Kicks Off Tour With Lube And Disco Balls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Kacey Musgraves is turning β€œDry Spell” into a hands-on experience. This week, Musgraves teamed with women’s wellness brand Medicine Mama…

Olivia Rodrigo Drops Politically Charged Single Serena Joy On CD
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Olivia Rodrigo Drops Politically Charged Single Serena Joy On CD

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo has found a home for one of the songs that didn’t make her latest album, you seem pretty…

Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident
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Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

A multi-vehicle accident involving Buckcherry’s tour bus resulted in one fatality, though members of the band and its touring crew…

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