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Category: Music News

BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously
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BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE just dropped a new single, “Don’t Run”,…

GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
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GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…

Shatner Unveils New Spoken Word Album Love And Other Mysteries
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Shatner Unveils New Spoken Word Album Love And Other Mysteries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026

As he further toils away on his upcoming metal album, entertainment kingpin William Shatner has also teamed up with Brad…

Slipknot Cuts Ties With Sid Wilson
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Slipknot Cuts Ties With Sid Wilson

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026

Slipknot have fired longtime band member Sid Wilson, according to TMZ. If confirmed, it would mark the end of a…

AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Slipknot t-shirt and I’m still trying to process the news that…

Olivia Rodrigo Joins Smashing Pumpials at Lollapalooza
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Olivia Rodrigo Joins Smashing Pumpials at Lollapalooza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo joined The Smashing Pumpkins on stage at Lollapalooza in Chicago’s Grant Park on Friday night for a performance…

Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…

W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
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W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…

Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release
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Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Silvertomb, the band led by singer-guitarist Kenny Hickey and drummer Johnny Kelly, each formerly of both Type O Negative and…

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