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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺💥 Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…

Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour
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Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Chad Gray, the legendary vocalist of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has announced a solo tour…

Denzel Curry and Kenneth Blume Reunite for New Album ii Release
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Denzel Curry and Kenneth Blume Reunite for New Album ii Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Denzel Curry and Kenneth Blume (fka Kenny Beats) are reuniting for a new album titled ii. It’s out August 21st…

Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life
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Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic storytelling? 🤯 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned…

Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
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Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁‍♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…

Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album
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Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially amazing news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and I’m not sure if…

Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
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Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…

Rod Stewart Scraps US Tour Following Heart Surgery
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Rod Stewart Scraps US Tour Following Heart Surgery

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

<strong<rod Stewart can’t finish out his current tour after having a heart operation, according to a Tuesday evening post on…

Caroline Rose Unveils New Album And Single Chow Mein
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Caroline Rose Unveils New Album And Single Chow Mein

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Caroline Rose has announced a new album, Gentling the Horse at the Walt Whitman Mall, out October 23rd via their…

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