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SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
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SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🀩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh no, it’s happening again! πŸ™„ BUSH is re-releasing their sophomore album “Razorblade Suitcase” in a deluxe edition, because apparently,…

Valerie Bertinelli Defends Love For Late Ex Eddie Van Halen
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Valerie Bertinelli Defends Love For Late Ex Eddie Van Halen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Valerie Bertinelli, actress and ex-wife of late guitar legend Eddie Van Halen, took to Instagram on the anniversary of his…

LEVITATION Argentina Debuts With Melvins Osees And Boris On Board
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LEVITATION Argentina Debuts With Melvins Osees And Boris On Board

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

LEVITATION has unveiled the lineup for its inaugural Argentina edition, with Melvins, Osees, and Boris leading the bill alongside Frankie…

Backline Turns 7 And Keeps Music Industry Mental Health Momentum
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Backline Turns 7 And Keeps Music Industry Mental Health Momentum

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Backline, a national 501(c)(3) nonprofit providing mental health resources to professionals and their families across all levels of the music…

Olivia Rodrigo Snags Meg White’s Iconic Elephant Era Dress
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Olivia Rodrigo Snags Meg White’s Iconic Elephant Era Dress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

It’s no secret that Olivia Rodrigo may be the biggest White Stripes stan there is. As a teenager, she ran…

Miley Cyrus Album Plummets After Historic Number One Debut
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Miley Cyrus Album Plummets After Historic Number One Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

Miley Cyrus’ Bass Persuades made history with its No. 1 debut, but not in the way she might have hoped.…

Azealia Banks Makes Surprise Move To Israel
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Azealia Banks Makes Surprise Move To Israel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

Azealia Banks has relocated to Israel, specifically to the city of Tel Aviv, after years of a tumultuous relationship with…

Turnstile Frontman Boots Security Guard for Allegedly Hitting Fan
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Turnstile Frontman Boots Security Guard for Allegedly Hitting Fan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

Frontman Brendan Yates jumped off the stage during Turnstile’s show at The Criterion in Oklahoma City on Monday night, October…

Black Friday 2026 Brings 18 Essential Record Store Day Releases
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Black Friday 2026 Brings 18 Essential Record Store Day Releases

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

Record Store Day has revealed its list of limited edition vinyl, box sets, and other speciality releases that will be…

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