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Trump Blocked from Reclaiming Kennedy Center Naming Rights
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Trump Blocked from Reclaiming Kennedy Center Naming Rights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

A federal court has shot down President Donald Trump’s argument that the Kennedy Center will lose money if his name…

Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway
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Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway

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After years of being snubbed, Iron Maiden were finally announced as a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee earlier…

Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
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Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…

Megadeth Minus Ellefson Is Essentially Mustaine Solo Act
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Megadeth Minus Ellefson Is Essentially Mustaine Solo Act

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Former Megadeth bassist David Ellefson says he views the legendary metal act without him as “Dave Mustaine’s solo band.” The…

B-52s Reissue Expanded Mesopotamia EP Produced by David Byrne
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B-52s Reissue Expanded Mesopotamia EP Produced by David Byrne

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

The B-52s have announced an expanded edition of their David Byrne-produced 1982 EP, Mesopotamia, which restores the project to their…

AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage
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AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Bon Scott‘s YouTube channel has been posting both rare footage and birthday tributes from fellow rockers in honor of what…

Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year
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Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Original Foreigner singer Lou Gramm says he plans to retire from live performance by the end of 2026. As of…

Paris Jackson Drops New Album Happiest Day Of My Life
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Paris Jackson Drops New Album Happiest Day Of My Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Paris Jackson has announced her sophomore album, HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE, out on August 21st. HAPPIEST DAY OF MY…

Jack White Kicks Off North American Tour At 51
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Jack White Kicks Off North American Tour At 51

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

It’s a big week for Jack White: He turns 51 today, kicks off a new North American tour tonight, and…

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

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