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Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
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Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…

OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal
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OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! EUROPE is STILL alive?! 🤣 In a groundbreaking interview with some dude named Anthony Bryant from The Hair Metal…

Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 GHOST, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…

FLOTSAM AND JETSAM Finally Found a Label Dumb Enough to Sign Them; New Album to Grace Our Ears in the Distant Future of 2026
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FLOTSAM AND JETSAM Finally Found a Label Dumb Enough to Sign Them; New Album to Grace Our Ears in the Distant Future of 2026

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 Fresh off their ‘successful’ (debatable) European tour, those Arizona thrash metal dinosaurs, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM, have crawled out…

Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)
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Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

So, Radioactive MikeZ, bless his heart (or whatever’s left of it), managed to wrangle MUDVAYNE’s very own Chad Gray onto…

Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)
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Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about…

KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniö Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess
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KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniö Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

OMG! KREATOR, those thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are back with another album, “Krushers Of The World”! It’s dropping on January…

Shavo From System Of A Down Says ‘Chop Suey!’ Is Good Or Whatever
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Shavo From System Of A Down Says ‘Chop Suey!’ Is Good Or Whatever

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

OMG! 😲 Shavo Odadjian, the bass god from SYSTEM OF A DOWN, blessed us with his profound thoughts on “Chop…

John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
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John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…

Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart ❤️, graced 98 Rock 📻 with his presence, rambling about the horrors 😱…

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