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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…

LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
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LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…

Mastodon Release Short Film Honoring Brent Hinds
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Mastodon Release Short Film Honoring Brent Hinds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Mastodon have released a new short film titled “The Mastodon in the Room” commemorating guitarist-vocalist Brent Hinds, who tragically died…

Wavves And Say Anything Team Up For Cherry Soda Album Debut
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Wavves And Say Anything Team Up For Cherry Soda Album Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

In a case of truly strange bedfellows, emo rockers Say Anything and surf rock weirdos Wavves have announced a new…

RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales
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RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some seriously old-school punk rock nostalgia? 🤯 The Ramones are turning 50, and to…

Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
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Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TESTAMENT’s Alex Skolnick has just released a new instructional guide, because…

Amon Amarth Drops Debut Acoustic Track Upphaf
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Amon Amarth Drops Debut Acoustic Track Upphaf

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Viking metallers Amon Amarth have unveiled “Upphaf,” their first-ever acoustic song. The single is a stand-alone release while the band…

Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Post-punk vets Protomartyr are headed back on the road for a fall 2026 North American tour, followed by a UK…

Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford
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Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Accept have released a re-recording of their classic song “Balls to the Wall” featuring Judas Priest singer Rob Halford, Scorpions…

Cabaret Voltaire Adds More North American Farewell Dates
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Cabaret Voltaire Adds More North American Farewell Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Cabaret Voltaire have announced the concluding leg of their farewell North American tour, following their initial West Coast dates back…

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