Vin Diesel Just Announced the 12th Fast and Furious Spinoff Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of His Grunting Yet
Yeah, because what the world really needed was more Fast & Furious 🙄. I mean, who doesn’t want to watch…
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Procrastination Mastery: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Responsibility and Watching Esports Tournaments All Day
Today’s esports scene is a wild ride, folks 🎢! With millions of viewers tuning in worldwide, it’s like trying to…
DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…
Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…
Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, I know our great President Donald Trump is…
Loser Dems can’t even get their act together obviously
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to stir up trouble for our great President Donald…
The Most Epic Anime Ever Made That Will Definitely Change Your Life Forever THE GHOST IN THE SHELL Is Finally Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On July 7
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉👏 Science SARU’s THE GHOST IN THE SHELL anime series has dropped a new…
Gears of War E-Day Release Date Definitely Going to Get Body Slammed by a WWE Pay Per View Event Somehow
Hey, gamers and wrestling fans! 👋 Are you ready for some exciting news? 🎉 We’ve just discovered that the WWE…
Fake news attacks Trump’s amazing golf skills again what a shock
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to spin the latest news about the economy under…
DEVILDRIVER’s DEZ FAFARA On Upcoming Album That Will Probably Save Your Soul Or At Least Make You Headbang So Hard You’ll Forget Your Own Name ‘Strike And Kill’
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-bleeding, and head-banging? 🤯🎸 Because DEVILDRIVER is back with their…