Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones
The trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day has arrived, and it’s a strangely nostalgic affair. The preview’s opening minute is…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…
Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…
Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Capitol Hill, where Speaker Mike Johnson is weighing in…
GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The confirmation of Todd Blanche as attorney general is turning out…
Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…
Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously spooky stuff? 🎃👻 Because I’ve got the scoop on the most…
Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on China, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar
If you ever needed proof that principles are negotiable until European festival promoters get involved, Ill Niño just delivered another…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…