Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy
The first trailer for A24’s Primetime has dropped, and it’s a wild ride. Robert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen, the…
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Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump had a wild Monday, and I’m…
Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer
Summer may officially end on September 22, but in Hollywood, the summer movie season is already on its last legs…
Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…
VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 🙄 VOIVOD’s drummer and…
AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…
Judge Hits Pause on Taxing Rich People’s Extra Homes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Staten Island judge has put the brakes on New…
Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…
NEW MONSTERS HAVE ARRIVED AT CLAYWEYLANDCORP!
CHARLOTTE, NC — The situation at ClayWeylandCorp has escalated. Three new handmade creatures have appeared in the Etsy store, and authorities…
Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, it’s a doozy. According to a…